Paunches with Presley

I'm not so confident around lenses but I sure want to say "Hiiiiiii guuuuyyyysss welcoooommeee baaackkk to myy youuutubeee channneellll, is your girrrlll McKenzie," someday while batting them fake lashes and snapping them fake nails😂😂. Oh, and bouncing my b-o-o-b-s cause I'll have gotten implants. The year is 2022 and I'll be 22 if Jesus … Continue reading Paunches with Presley

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Fetherlite Skittles

Two months ago, a bad luck hunch landed my depressed ass in Eastern Kenya. Ramen badoodles🙆, the little home-away-from-home recuperation joint turned out to be ninety miles out of civilization where street lights are switched on by shaking the poles vigorously. No offence Meru, I completely like you guys, I think your language is amazeballs … Continue reading Fetherlite Skittles

TEN ON ONE

Fact: Most black women are embracing naturalism in hair technologies nowadays. Hmmm...must be the global warming🤔.  Another fact: They just don't wake up, wash their hair and voila! They have perfect curls. Nope. I don't really know what the rest of the women population embracing natural hair do to their hair, but I know a … Continue reading TEN ON ONE