Idk...I've always been antisocial and I completely lack the ability to make friends but I've realized I do get along better with older people. Yeah I'm like the world's youngest grandma I got over it but I think I've actually started embracing this weird.... whatchamacallit...fetish? Let's just go with fetish. I've started embracing this weird … Continue reading Thank you, PERIOD.
The matatu's plying my route home are usually lined up just across the building I work in. It used to be a bustle of activities- the building, but now just a hidden recluse where fashion, accessories and sportswear go to die. The clothes one will never buy, the skateboard one will never look at anymore, … Continue reading A Jav Called Melancholy
I'm not so confident around lenses but I sure want to say "Hiiiiiii guuuuyyyysss welcoooommeee baaackkk to myy youuutubeee channneellll, is your girrrlll McKenzie," someday while batting them fake lashes and snapping them fake nails😂😂. Oh, and bouncing my b-o-o-b-s cause I'll have gotten implants. The year is 2022 and I'll be 22 if Jesus … Continue reading Paunches with Presley
Two months ago, a bad luck hunch landed my depressed ass in Eastern Kenya. Ramen badoodles🙆, the little home-away-from-home recuperation joint turned out to be ninety miles out of civilization where street lights are switched on by shaking the poles vigorously. No offence Meru, I completely like you guys, I think your language is amazeballs … Continue reading Fetherlite Skittles
My next blog was to be about an encounter I had with condoms and skittles in Meru, but something happened last week and I felt like posting unicorns in a storm was pure hypocrisy. So instead we get a topic I have always been afraid of addressing, probably because I don't understand it as well. … Continue reading Betapyn For Your Thoughts?
He likes potatoes. I love potatoes. . Two packets of crisps sat between us. The oldest tradition in the history of mankind had brought us together. Eating. So first date was not awkward at all... We barely said five words to each other. Second date We met again at an Akirachix camp. There were … Continue reading Brouillé, je Faux-toit
Fact: Most black women are embracing naturalism in hair technologies nowadays. Hmmm...must be the global warming🤔. Another fact: They just don't wake up, wash their hair and voila! They have perfect curls. Nope. I don't really know what the rest of the women population embracing natural hair do to their hair, but I know a … Continue reading TEN ON ONE
At sixteen, I stand a pretty 5’11” impressive with no bust. It is there, I’m sure, but it keeps on pulling a disappearing act every time I put on clothes. Now my back has a distinctive dark line running across the lower part of my shoulder blades. I would like to imagine it a tan … Continue reading Sixteen; no titties, average Butt.
I was so bored today but I had woken up with lots of energy I needed an outlet. Fast. So what sounded better than to go shoe hunting? I mean, the rain here is so bad shoes last just a month before they go kaput. So I decide to go to Ngara and as I’ve … Continue reading Would he do this or nah?